Bill Hole wants to touch Harvard with his extremely clean hands.

Her ways were good, but not her means, as she was not very nice, but she could tree climb, and had a bright shining smile.

The Democrats will give you cake now!

Everyone is happy at Wall Street as Markets Rise and Money Splurges.

She says that Bill Hole has that special thing she wants.

There is a 20% chance of cold fusion clouds of chaos and confusion with thunderclouds later on.

Bill Hole wants a chocolate bar.

The ducks are pushing a law suit against Harvard's unkindness.

Bill Hole has been keeping Taylor Swift a secret. He thinks she is amazing!

This is the big moment for Bill Hole!

Bill Hole has no relationship goals, and never has. But every so often a woman throws herself at him. Usually these women are down on their luck druggies.