After my tenth hamburger my abs starts to move around and tell things about myself.

The Penis Zombie Friends have escaped from prison! You have 24 hour to find them!

Susan gave birth to my day planner and stapler.

Bill Hole is a Republican and will be for life!

Bill Hole confused her legs to be boobs, because his crooked glasses and special needs.

A genius of Hamas. Hamas spokesman Abu Ubeida declares: We decided not to evacuate the dweebs and morans from combat zones that the IDF said they should evacuate this week. (Amir Tsarfati)

Bill Hole wasn't really odd, he just was good at rolling around.

She removed the canary from the coal mine and swallowed it whole.

Berkeley free speech area suddenly converts into a drug freak out zone instead.