The day I found cheese for my avocado toast was a revelation. It was the food combination I had been seeking. Pressing it to my lips and smelling, felt as if heaven was near. I had innovated and made an impact and was ready. I opened my mouth and slowly bit in. Delicious!

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The trick to poker is to stare at the man with the poker face.

Here is my hammer, come with me now!

I beat her to it.

The blob began as brat!

It turns out that illegal aliens prefer space aliens to Trump. (Is bad reporting.)