Iran is more than a war mongering nationalist nuke creating proxi leader destroyer and killer:

It turns out Satan's real job is as an egg warmer after banishing the chickens to hell.

NEVER CALL A MAN A DOUCHEBAG UNLESS HE RESEMBLES ONE, THEN USE IT FAST!

Trump has saved all our butts and we should make millions now. What will you do with your first million dollars besides buy some eggs?

Get down with the EMOTIONS!

I was offered free speech so I just farted and did some squats.

If you end up at the Last Chance Bar have a drink of me.

If all you have is faith in sex, perhaps you haven't looked hard enough or given it your best try.