What can you do? Be safe and be productive.

Australia wins the Better World Award.

The laws of attraction do not include loud farting.

Never name you child: Tough Decisions Dude

Never name your child: Smells Like Herring

Never name your child: Throbbing, Pulsating Hands

Never name your child: Unhinged Spinning Head

Never name your child: Dumb Ass Chunks

Don"t name your child: Prolonged Butt Wipe