Is love really a bummer?

Love got you down? Try this!

Neglect Not.

Are you ready to live under Shira Law?

Newly introduced James Webb Telescope Cow Butt Nebula to entertain dweebs and idiots for hours at a time. Brought to you by PEPSI!

I want to live, don't do Holocaust Movie #2!

Genetic studies show there are alternatives to war, but they usually involve things like kissing and hugging. Too gross?

Thanks to military geniuses Ukraine can no longer be the small guy anymore, testimony is by KILL KILL DESTROY DESTROY who measures excellence in explosions and screaming.

American Freedom Fries to outcompete French French Fries, due to smooth texture and extra grease.

Trudeau to use his jeweled comb and hair style to distract the media while charming the lasses.