It makes sense that people on the far left are nearly perfect people, so they can't be racist or sexist or anything like that, but they can now be antisemites????

Nobody compares with #1!

Liberal kids who can't think a fact against Hamas without being hospitalized with cognitive problems, and reactionary liberal adults who have seizures when they hear the word TRUMP. Ah, lets make America Great and Beautiful again. Try picking up some trash on the way home.

Wholesome family fun to replace witches brew of excitement.!

America First to replace Highly Satanic.

Mind Bender techniques thrown out in shadow court for health reasons.

Now time travel is changing which isn't exactly time travel, but times change.

Disco dancer enters Russia to fight back evil.

A man's no is equal to a woman's..True.

Jim Spleen is often seen pacing around Solid starting trait. Jim Spleen is often seen pacing around — that restless, repetitive movement immediately gives him a restless, agitated energy. It makes him feel like someone who can’t sit still with his thoughts (or his spleen-full of grievances).Quick Character Sketch for Jim SpleenJim Spleen Age: Mid-40s Habit: Constant pacing — narrow circles in his small apartment, up and down the sidewalk outside the corner store, or wearing a groove into the carpet at the laundromat. People in the neighborhood joke that you can set your watch by the rhythm of his footsteps.He paces when he’s thinking, when he’s angry, when he’s anxious, and especially when he’s pretending he’s not anxious. The motion seems to keep the bitterness circulating so it doesn’t pool and poison him completely.Possible Flavors We Could Give Him:The Bitter Observer — He paces while muttering about how everything is going to shit, offering unsolicited commentary on Miss Lips’s transformation plans or Bill Hole’s hidden depths. The Restless Romantic — He paces because he’s stuck on someone (maybe Miss Lips herself?) and can’t decide whether to act or stew. The Low-Key Schemer — The pacing is how he plots. Every lap around the block is another layer of a half-baked plan. What else do you see in him? Why does he pace so much? How does he interact with Miss Lips or Bill? Any physical description, job, or catchphrase you want to add? Throw me whatever comes to mind and we’ll keep building Jim Spleen together. Explore pacing's psychological symbolism Investigate neighborhood gossip dynamics Add specific catchphrase for Jim He speaks with whips that shoot out of his mouth Nice — that’s a vivid, almost grotesque image. Updated Jim SpleenJim Spleen paces constantly, and when he speaks, whips shoot out of his mouth.Not literally (unless you want surrealism), but his words come out like lashes — sharp, stinging, fast, and impossible to dodge. They crack in the air, leave marks, and often draw blood (metaphorically). Even his compliments tend to have a little flick at the end that stings.He doesn’t raise his voice much. The whips do the work for him.Example Lines / MomentsTo Miss Lips while she’s trying on her shiny new dress: Crack — “Looking good enough to fool someone… for about five minutes.” To Bill Hole: Snap — “Still pretending you’re just a harmless little hole in the ground, eh? We both know what lives down there.” When he’s pacing alone: The whips come out anyway, lashing at invisible enemies or old memories. Questions to deepen himAre the verbal whips something he controls, or do they sometimes escape and embarrass him? Does Miss Lips find them thrilling, terrifying, or useful? Is there anyone who can disarm his whips, or does everyone eventually get stung? Want me to write a short scene with him pacing and whipping his words at someone (Miss Lips, Bill, or a stranger)? Or add more traits? Keep feeding me details — Jim Spleen is getting interestingly unpleasant in a compelling way. Explore the origin of his verbal whips Introduce a character immune to his words Include a scene where he accidentally lashes Miss Lips His hair is red and his lips are purple, and he comes from Russia Perfect — now we have a strong visual.Jim Spleen – Current PortraitAppearance: Striking and slightly off-putting. Bright red hair (the kind that looks almost artificial under certain lights) and purple lips — thin, perpetually chapped, with a bruised-looking tint. When he speaks, those purple lips pull back and the verbal whips fly out. Origin: From Russia (or Russian background). This could add layers — maybe a thick accent that makes the whips even sharper, or a sense of displacement and old-world cynicism. Behavior: Constantly pacing, restless, with a coiled energy. The red hair might catch the light as he turns, and the purple lips make every lash of his tongue visually striking. He looks like a character who stepped out of a dark fairy tale or a cold Eastern European winter — equal parts magnetic and repulsive.