In this time club there will be no eating backwards, as in no barfing.

Ever felt like a victim? Well join the club! Moaning and Complaining Victims Alliance! Spend hours in misery with people who all think a like, and can weep in harmony, especially over imagined or petty or past life events.

If you have had a real large Polish Sausage today, what are you waiting for! Get "Chewing Now Polish Sausages" for sale!

Have you noticed idiots more than usual? Well you are not imagining things! You are actually gaining an idiot radar much like a spidey sense to keep track of the dumbest among us. More on idiots later.

Call me Rick! I am your feet scrubber. There is some very dirty stuff on those feet and I aim to clean it. First I will get out my famous Rick's Soap and then we will get busy together. First you must wiggle your toes while giggling and then I will lather you good. Ready!

What if you want to go back to the future? I could try to show you how.. It is not what you might think of with Time Travel, but it might just get you through an entire year of your life with no scars.

Ethical positions can be used as a shield to attack someone. It's happened to me recently thanks to data sharing. My crime was eating too many hamburgers.