Inviting immigrants into your country, that hates your country, is like inviting fleas into your bed.

What if the democrats starting leaking everything? Would it be a lake or a puddle?

In a totalitarian system sneezing can be hard to stop.

Trumps thinking out of the box suddenly seen a huge and amazing, and even beautiful. So much for the small petty thinking dems.

They got sex changes, and nobody saw it coming, a whole gaggle of trans people were suddenly there. Pronoun speech skills needing polishing and efforts at enlarged sensitivity had to get big.

Computers offer a long nap for those cat people.

Tuna Sandwich eaters to form a separate line.

Since the person was cut in two I gave him my greatest love and respect, tried putting glue there, used my sewing skill, prayed for weeks, and finally offered half off at my store.

If a Jewish Person is doing an important job it doesn't mean: 1. He is controlling the world 2. Is related to Soros 3. Doing it all for Israel 4. Is getting incredibly rich 5. Is up to no good 6. Is more Kosher than ever

You can focus on sex and race, or you can focus on cheese and avocados.

There are 50 kinds of idiots out there, and they are also retarded and stupid, but we won't mention those.