Almost out of the Rapture!

Liberals have such a holy looking record, but that was just paint, just to fool people.

Every issue of any importance has at least two sides.

THE FICTIONAL UNITED STATES IS BEING REALIZED. ITS ALL ABOUT BUILDING THIS NEW WORLD AND GIVING IT SOME NEW DESIGNS AND COVERS, PLUS FLASHY NEW CARS.

GODZILLA CONFIRMED AS LEADER FOR THE DEFENSE OF AMERICA!

I AM RUNNING FOR OFFICE FOR THE POSITION: FICTIONAL DICTATOR OF THE WORLD! BUT FIRST I MUST CONQUER MYSELF IN BATTLE!

Nobody could persuade Putin to stop the WAAAR!

Duchess Soapy has reported that her chest size is flat, as in zero breasts, but added that they are also infinite.

THE GHOST OF JIMMY CARTER SEEN HANDING PHANTOM PEANUTS TO KAMALA!

My recent lotto is worth One hundred million fictional dollars! Buy FICTIONAL MEGA BILLIONS!