Roasted idiot likes the fresh new feeling.

Even if you like crabs, don't put them in your underwear.

Who is the Zorg? Liberal. Why does it matter? I don't know.

It seems that Americans want Economic Progress, especially with their wallet.

You light up my snot, you make me depressed, I am all yours.

Never let your handsoap out of your sight, stay clean, and avoid idiots.

If you meet a woman named Creepy Freaky Crone, hand her to Godzilla.

Foolish Ways Tiolet Paper will be your new secret weapon.

Your new greed enhancing tooth paste has arrived. Stay hungry!

Apple Sauce was aware of Foot Lickers lurking.

Your dream guy is now oozing wih sores.