All you care about now is being right and reaping rewards.

I may have false teeth, but I always speak the truth. Come to me!

Don't let them force you to become smelly roast beef on a fancy golden tray.

If your lover tastes like dishwater try the machine out.

With your head in your butt, its not what you think anymore.

Stop normalizing the fart blaster demon weapon.

For every idiot there is a giant lint ball of truth to decieve you!

Shut out family and friends and let the internet in!!!

Instead of: Don't stop believing, play: Never stop trolling!

This year make love with the gangster of love and give birth to little thieves.

Russian Klingons to get the glory and steal the crown.

Change doesn't mean this: