If I saw the most beautiful woman in the world: My eyes would melt, then my heart would explode, and my harem heaven would have clones everywhere.

Russia has about two weeks to go, and that is it. Peace and love!

People come to my blog because it's the best blog in the world, and I know it.

If you turn on the TV for legacy news you will get turtle wax and and pink gas fart blasters, mind bender demons, demozing and painting faces in neon.

Gen Z melt downs will never be the same!!!

I am sure that there are parent's against the genital mutilation of their children against their will. I really think so.

There is nothing wrong with you if you have a talking toilet. Remember that you are special even if you are different and oppressed. Consider the toilet to be a special friend when in need!

If the only person who was kind to you was woke, would you join their religion?

I may live in the land of opportunity, but I am denied most opportunities. I can't make sense of this.

We may be fragile and with some differences, but with love we are mostly together!