Come on down from the cloud you are on, far away in old Moscow, come away and take your place, the frontline is waiting, the danger is not so bad, off to war, I take that back, I take back the body bags, the lifeless bodies of the dead, dust and ashes, beheaded heads.

Things are not what they seem.

I think he is on duty.

You could always hire these guys!

If the history of humanity was just war, we would all be dead right now.