I am losing interest in American politics, and so are most people. How do you fix a problem when two more spring up?

How can I find out about these events?

If I lived on the moon there would be privacy and less advertizing.

Soon Musc will be there, don't you worry!

She told me to keep my lips shut.

What you need to know about the moon!

Before the before time, the sheep had established a great empire, ruled with wooly tough love, by Fleece the Great, whose god was the Anti-Goat!

Last I heard moon base has discovered aliens and they look like rabbits, but they are cloning themselves, and jumping about in confusion.

So which leader will get lunar landing envy and declare a new cold war?

No better time than now!

Observe our original self and marvel at our moon selfies.