The Republican party seems destined for very little except zealously ripping apart the democratic world all that is woke and ripping us off financially, and excelling at unwanted babies.

Moose got so depressed that he began running over people in an attempt to form friendships.

Machine guns aren't romantic, as no penis would act that way!

I had fun in Florida, but now I'm pulling out, with my heart back in California, where the fruits and nuts beat the sunshine.

Men are missing out on highly ovulating brides to be. They are tired of the eggs.

Just because Biden can't run a marathon doesn't mean he isn't the best president of the 21st centuary.

Israel proudly embraces a new theocracy.

Merit Nation: Iceland.

I am ready to see Hitler and Stalin show up to play golf at anytime.

The failed mutiny did what? It was a game changer which was a surprise to everyone. The game is just a shock, a sharp one, and not an explosion. It is not even news anymore.

If you don't do anything idiotic, you can't maintain your stupidity.