The old ways still win.

Russia Beware!

It was the hero Buzz Light Year that did it.

Don't hesitate to win.

Silicon Valley gears up for more telemarketing.

Drooling for American Cheese shows your strength in the face of tyranny.

Fruit loops to expand their range into Siberia.

Freedom burgers and hotdogs to find their way into Russian hands for tastiness unbeatable.

Ear wax is flooding into the black sea causing animals to sing out of harmony for the first time!

Saying goodbye to earth or America, not sure. I got an apartment on Pluto.

Kings across the world turn zombie on the plebians. Not again!