Be the big winner!

The Daily Death and Destruction to report same old shit, and shit sucks, and don't eat my goat.

If you can't get it on, just rake leaves and grow your nose hairs.

Two security guards kill in less than a month. I feel safe.

This too shall pass.

Spy tricks for the sly at heart.

Even porn stars admit:

Today the Music Industry has lost it's soul.

Was that the easter eggs over Kyiv again?

Never call a Barback a Barbutt! That is not okay!