A Capitol Poet has performed in front of a real audiance and has also done comedy. Now this is the clincher.

Being a nobody doesn't help, unless people get to know you: Hi Mister or Miss Nobody! Nobody cares, dye your hair. That can get old fast. So you need me. I will socialize you like the best of all dog trainers.

Cute never seems to leave me. Oh yes I got those cheek bones. I will be cute forever.

Real men have been searching for the 8 pac abs, but that's why these men are so real.

If you are dad your nipples can lactate! True fact! Become a trans even if you don't want to be!

There's a woman in my life, sorta, just natural human stuff. Why do I have these feelings! And I see her everyday, courage needs to happen, but she makes most of the moves, not checkers, not chess, but soccor, I got to play that for years.

I stopped drinking soda pop. Sorry Coke.

Changes besides being open to moving out of America. I am walking better. I am getting an amazing tan.

Israel yes, but does any other country want to adopt baby Mark.

Tears by tearing and then tears are visable, then accusations, following by crazy abusive mob, sun sets, red moon rises.