You are a duck!

Some people might think that 8 billion humans on the planet is proof that humans are superior. As I get older I doubt some of that for sure. There at least seems to be some intense contradictions that exist and show a double or triple sided image of the human experience. This thinking came about by examining my own life by a rational numbers system. The conclusion is something like: Human life would be best suited for a different planet and a different history.

For years I was writing with just children in mind because of some online recognition I got for that age group. I took that as an honor, as I believe children are not just cute and highly adorable, but are the future who did not ask to be born into this world. If we care in a core way, we must be good to children. Future you might depend on it!

The credo of my blog for over 10 years has been: "Positive and Honest"

Anyway its the likely end of the internet as we know it and I might need some help or a sponsor, maybe Google can hire me?

How do people fart Thought for 1s Farts are just trapped gas exiting your body through your butt. It's a normal, healthy bodily function—everyone does it (typically 10–20 times a day, though it varies).Where the gas comes fromThere are two main sources:Swallowed air You swallow small amounts of air every time you eat, drink, chew gum, smoke, or even talk. Most of this gets burped up, but some travels down into your intestines. This air is mostly nitrogen and oxygen. Gas produced by your gut bacteria Your large intestine (colon) is home to trillions of microbes. They ferment undigested food—especially complex carbohydrates, fiber, sugars like lactose or fructose, and certain proteins—that your small intestine couldn't break down. This fermentation produces gases such as:Hydrogen (H₂) Carbon dioxide (CO₂) Methane (CH₄) — some people produce more of this Trace amounts of other gases Why farts smell (the stinky part)Most fart gas is odorless. The smell comes from tiny amounts of sulfur-containing compounds (like hydrogen sulfide) produced when bacteria break down proteins or sulfur-rich foods (eggs, meat, broccoli, garlic, onions, beans, etc.).How the fart happensGas builds up in your intestines and creates pressure. The anal sphincters (internal and external muscles) relax briefly. The gas is expelled—sometimes quietly, sometimes with sound (vibration of the sphincter or cheeks), and sometimes with force if there's a lot of pressure or liquid stool involved. Fun factors that affect farting:Diet: Beans, dairy (if lactose intolerant), artificial sweeteners, high-fiber foods, cruciferous veggies, and carbonated drinks increase production. Gut health: Different people have different microbiomes, so some are naturally gassier. Movement: Exercise or walking helps move gas along. Holding it in: It doesn't hurt you, but it can get reabsorbed or come out later (often louder/smellier). In short: Your gut is a tiny fermentation factory, and farting is the natural release valve. It's your body's way of getting rid of waste gas so you don't balloon up inside.