How to know you're in a black hole? When the person(s) rejecting you flush you down a tiolet where the aligators are. Also red necks and fruit.

NATO Helping hands sent to Ukrain while bodies do others things.

Super glue lip gloss for desperate women in need. MOUTH TRAP on sale with mister right now!

New microwave oven will also blast food into your mouth. Never exert yourself with forks again. THE FOOD BLASTER on sale now!

Time travel would get such unpredictable results that a best friend might get accidently lost and even computers might work badly.

New device anticipates all your bitxhing and moaning and does it all for you while exjoying all the pleasures of eating and sex.

Man eats one of his hands to add another fact on.

Purple Jelly to Jam Russian Radar and their sandwiches.

There's a magic moment when you bite into a hamburger and suddebly it's a hot dog.

Jews get to be free from teck nazis right?

I started a goat!