Love is not something you can squeeze out of somebody like toothpaste.

White nationalists stink as bad as racists, but only more.

Queen Elizebeth wins an award for a very generous donation to help Ukrainian refugees. Thanks.

I am most certain that Putin will never get an award from me. I don’t understand what he is doing at all.

To you kids out there: war is an extreme thing. It’s a bad thing that adults have done about eight times every century. It is awful.

So far three democratic presidents have gotten the award. This is nonpartisan. It’s just something I added to my blog and it’s interesting.

Bill Clinton has received one of my awards for some work: ‘Global Initiative’ to make a real difference. I’m proud of you.

We need to learn how to correct some mens facial hair. Imagine if everyone looked like him!

I have not seen gender fluid fluid..have you? It sounds like a fantastic new substance.

Perhaps an automatic butt spanker device would solve all our problems and add new shine to people’s rear ends.