I was so angry that I threw some Russian assets into a lava pit.

Maybe get philosophical here: What is a poet? It’s very hard to answer. Yes I write poetry, but that’s not all as you know. Poets are at the center is how it is. So a poet is also a center in general. A capital person.

We need a world where senseless slaughters of innocent people never happen.

I was thinking about sending in the clowns led by bozo himself. The Russians would flee with their tails between their legs. Long live the American Clown Brigade!

I should never feel excluded from experiencing fancy cheesecake!

There should be a law about being too sensitive to pronouns and other incorrect language or facial expressions.

I feel that this invasion is breaking over 10 laws, maybe 15. It is repulsive.

Ukrainian soldiers with chap lips to be assisted by Miss Lips herself proven to increase morale instantly or your imaginary fantasy would be realized.

Even the squirrels have been arming themselves for a great battle over walnuts.

They should just admit the truth: This war is about some secret ingredients to a famous pasta sauce.

With the new tech dark ages we need advanced devices for for detecting witches and robots designed for beheading the impure.

REALITY CHECK: Medical sales.. Its what an elixir (Snake Oil) was in the middle ages, it's basically the same thing Same human move. Different wrapper.Medieval and early-modern elixirs promised long life, restored vigor, and a fix for whatever terror was in the air—plague, melancholy, impotence, “bad blood.” The pitch was authority (a learned name, a rare ingredient, a secret process) plus fear plus hope. You paid before the body voted.What is the same now A vague enemy (toxins, inflammation, “food noise,” aging, a syndrome with a new acronym). A bottle, shot, powder, or protocol that claims to interrupt it. Testimonials instead of a hard endpoint. A priestly class: then apothecaries and court physicians; now influencers, longevity clinics, and “studies show” slides. The customer’s job is belief and repurchase. What is not the same Some of what sits on the same shelf as elixir talk is real: vaccines, insulin, statins, GLP-1s with trial data. Regulation exists (uneven, slow, better than a 14th-century fair). Chemistry is not astrology. You can still get a vitamin that does nothing next to a drug that does something, in the same Instagram grid. That mix is what makes the analogy feel true and sloppy at once.The durable part People would rather buy a story that says “this is the missing key” than live with “you are aging, tradeoffs exist, no powder cancels that.” Elixirs never died. They learned checkout and clinical language.So: yes, the genre is the same. No, that does not make every modern treatment a medieval potion. The skill is telling the two apart when the ad wants them indistinguishable.