I was so angry that I threw some Russian assets into a lava pit.

Maybe get philosophical here: What is a poet? It’s very hard to answer. Yes I write poetry, but that’s not all as you know. Poets are at the center is how it is. So a poet is also a center in general. A capital person.

We need a world where senseless slaughters of innocent people never happen.

I was thinking about sending in the clowns led by bozo himself. The Russians would flee with their tails between their legs. Long live the American Clown Brigade!

I should never feel excluded from experiencing fancy cheesecake!

There should be a law about being too sensitive to pronouns and other incorrect language or facial expressions.

I feel that this invasion is breaking over 10 laws, maybe 15. It is repulsive.

Ukrainian soldiers with chap lips to be assisted by Miss Lips herself proven to increase morale instantly or your imaginary fantasy would be realized.

Even the squirrels have been arming themselves for a great battle over walnuts.

They should just admit the truth: This war is about some secret ingredients to a famous pasta sauce.

With the new tech dark ages we need advanced devices for for detecting witches and robots designed for beheading the impure.