Homo Sapien strango offensero

For your pleasure to

Be with yourself

Drunk books

Hanging on shelves

Cornering you hello

Repeat repeat

Human blanks hello

You are out there

I rip the pillow

Fakes fights

Follows blue lights

Into dooms delight

Went into cold waters

Now you are:

Cold hearted.
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The winter is looking pretty thick right now!

No clowns dancing around at home

Nice to go back to the cow palace

Once saw a mighty circus

Just perfect when I was a kid

Nay cave girl choke hold

Eat scrambled eggs not brains

Enter now

The taffy room!
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In an attempt not to get caught the ants took a stealth route!


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Best played loud with lots of bass!

Sex to become latest top of the charts pop hit sensation sensational!!!
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I saw a book at a bookstore for kids talking down to kids and thought I might report you on my my website.

It was about a kid with a squirrel.
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Crazy!

Someone has made the first Jelly TV!
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Make the world a better place!


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??It only helps to be an alien babe magnet if there are space aliens around!

Which is not happening!

So I am a loser!

Yet there is hope for me!


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Temporary Feelgasms!

I'm at a Star Bucks on Vicente Street where West Port Oral is plus facial surgery for a new you!  You will enjoy sucking things and fool everyone how successful you are with self worth plastered onto failed facial recognition tests!  Drip skin! be cute! Drink green beer!  Be the most swell!  Play Leapfrog!
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Mind is clearing as sun appears!

I say its going to be a great year!

I got that feeling once again!

The laughter creature!

Is here!
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A troll painted in any color is still a troll and may be twenty feet tall in some reality's!


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Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!