Humans are the only animal that wakes each day to look at financial charts


Humans are the only animal that has vast amounts of pill poppers


Humans are the only animal that needs a watch to tell what time it is


Humans are the only animal that needs reality TV


Humans are the only animal that moves at five dollars a mile.


Human's are the only animals with laser flush controlled toilets and cloth waiters for fecal matter


Humans are the only animal that has their children walk around with fifty pound backpacks


Humans are the only animal that needs to be liked on facebook and will even pay to liked on facebook


Human's are the only animal that eats rice cakes


Human's are the only animal that decorates their food before eating it


Language likely developed as result of human creativity not human intelligence