Humans are the only animal that wakes each day to look at financial charts

Humans are the only animal that has vast amounts of pill poppers

Humans are the only animal that needs a watch to tell what time it is

Humans are the only animal that needs reality TV

Humans are the only animal that moves at five dollars a mile.

Human's are the only animals with laser flush controlled toilets and cloth waiters for fecal matter

Humans are the only animal that has their children walk around with fifty pound backpacks

Humans are the only animal that needs to be liked on facebook and will even pay to liked on facebook

Human's are the only animal that eats rice cakes

Human's are the only animal that decorates their food before eating it

Language likely developed as result of human creativity not human intelligence