Dear Mark, I’m proud to share highlights of American Jewish Committee’s impact in 2025. Amid ongoing global challenges, AJC continued to lead as the global advocacy organization for the Jewish people—making important strides to ensure that Jews and Israel are safe and thriving. Through our 40 offices across six continents, AJC empowered leaders in government, education, partner communities, and the private sector to act as allies and take action to counter antisemitism and support Israel. Below are just some of the ways AJC has leveraged our trusted partnerships with leaders to drive impact. None of this would be possible without your commitment and support. Together, we are shaping a better future for Israel and the Jewish people. We look forward to all we will accomplish together in 2026. Am Yisrael Chai. Ted Deutch AJC Chief Executive Officer Edward and Sandra Meyer Office of the CEO

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