I needed more than she could give, but she gave me everything, and now I can fly again!

She lacked charisma, but she had plenty of charm!

They were replaced by a high ranking super idiot.

Cock blockers also need sun blocks.

He ate the forbidden cheese berry.

She has a one track mind but I keep playing her.

The day is good and so is Ice Cream.

Every time I get angry I thank God I don't hit the ceiling and then I thank Gravity.

You can't chew holocaust bubble gum and smile at the same time.

Edger Allen Poe is the true founder of the Zionist movement. Scary but true!

It turns out Palestinians are just a tribe of angry wandering nomads.