There are lies, then there a damn lies, then radical liberals doing correct speech.

It turns out Greenland is on the right side of history, always been closer to the USA, and we love her for that.

I let go and found common sense yet again: Sima Astroloji शुक्र @AstrolojiSima Translated from Turkish The infamous cycle that Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn folks constantly go through after saying "I've found the love of my life, we're probably getting married" — see:

Iran's leaders begin the eye the vodka sitting there like a virgin on the table.

If you were to vote for your favorite ruthless dictator of the world who would it be besides Mister Potato Head or Tickle me Elmo?

The problem with shocking controversial questions is the level of projectile vomit that comes back.

While much of the world lurks into the middle ages of inquisition Israel is doing the opposite: Dana Erlich 🇮🇱 @DanaErlich · 4h Translated from Spanish Today, January 17, we mark 40 years of diplomatic relations between Spain and Israel! 40 years of exchanges, knowledge, culture, technology, tourism and much more. We celebrate everything we have done together, and everything we can still do.

Turns out David Bowie loved art, which is why so many people love David Bowie.

I had a man to man talk with him. Then suddenly he became a she, he became a woman. Then I knew I was talking to a liberal.

Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq · Jan 16 Commentary account Candace Owens: "I thought I was from another planet that I was an alien my entire life, I just do not get it here."

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!