"Many physicists believe now that time fundamentally doesn't exist at all!" You got that right. Lets party! I'm a physics celebrity!

People say there is a lot of space junk out there, but they haven't looked in my pants yet.

We tested the stupid people and came up with absolutely nothing, and now we are out ideas.

If your hidden talent is going to the bathroom you haven't tried hard enough.

Cannibalism was interesting to him since he was a failure at necrophilia.

The best way to escape is to jump into hole and stop breathing.

The getting married part, was the only good part of our marriage, after that I worked hard for her, while she drained my vital energy.

In a better world people smile to each other more, and try to spear each other's hearts less. But I am just a dreamer.

She wanted me so I gave her my best pair of shoes.

Alligator ate my penis, but I'm okay!

The talk about techno feudalism and me: I think the game is still fluid and the tech lords want it to be, they thrive on innovation, they like an exciting chessboard, so I am not exactly complaining.