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A place for the purist form of free writing and added excitement to your already exciting life.

With great songs like:


She stopped drolling, what am I fooling

When life got me down I tried some geritol

Everyday gets more ridiculous than before


Can someone buy me a Buddha statue?

Why do so many people get hemrodes?

Did the space aliens steal all the hot babes?


More great stuff to come!
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You could tell by goat's eyes that he was in love with you:0

Plus he had a big smile on his face

He was incredibly happy to love you

It felt good to love and be happy

Goat loved this happy feeling

To be with you forever and ever

Goat hid behind a rock

Then peeked out to see you

His smile shine in the sun

He was very happy to see you

Goat was happy yet again!!!!

Goat was bouncing off of coconuts!!!!

So so happy to be in love!!!!
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A creative project

Mapping happiness

A complex rating system that maps the subtle bringers of happiness.

Not a big ever constant goat smile.
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Other topics I'm looking into

Leonardo Da Vinci

Sir Issac Newton

Present day Nepal

The Macintosh computers

The planet Mercury

Quasars

Humming Birds

Kate Bush

Cheap wines

The first pistols

Sun spots

Greek theatre

Early life of Thomas Edison

History of convents and monasteries

Ireland before the potatoes went bad

The Syrians
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Can a person become a mini blachole?

How long could they survive in such a state?

Why would this happen?

What qualities would such a person have?

ONLY OUT THERE SCI FI SOECULATION
LIKELY NO SUCH PEOPLE EXIST!!!
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So Mark what did you learn today..

That power is not only a cause of corruptions, but can make a human being seem like a spawn of evil.  Fuck that shit!
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Fiction seems to interest people more than bla bla bla.

I totally understand.
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Learning is not bunk

It is good for the mind and leads to happiness sometimes through growth and thoughtfulness.
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My roommates caged love birds are being studied by me.

I have learned:

They are very social with each other.

The female (Which is all yellow) is more affectionate than the male and is generally the sweeter of the two birds.

The male is more mobile and alert, but can be silly at times.

They seem to make louder noises when there are emotional events happening in the house.
The female is more trusting, but gaining trust with them has been hard, plus the male has gotten jeolous a few times.  He is smaller then her and has complex blue, black and white plumage.

I have got my hand about a foot from the cage without causing a stir.

I am never sure if they are observing me or not.
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A good day is about to come.

The suspense is building!
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So Smark what did you learn today?

That making tough choices is tough

And sometimes they are made for you

The day was full of climax and

Anti-climax

The winner was the future.
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