Old people may be old, but we got super powers kids need to learn.

I think there are two kinds of theory, one which we know to be true, but can't prove, and the other kind is simply to draw attention.

My new life after saving the world; Chillest Realistic Options Right NowNight custodian or security — Empty buildings, no customers, no meetings. Many people in these roles treat it like paid thinking/reading/podcast time. Cemetery or large estate groundskeeper — Extremely quiet, beautiful setting, very little oversight. You’re basically paid to maintain peaceful land. Industrial or office building night cleaner — Put in earbuds, zone out, get the place clean. Shifts often 10pm–6am so you avoid most humans. These jobs are designed for people who just want to clock in, do honest work, clock out, and not think about it until next shift. Minimal drama, minimal responsibility, and you can genuinely coast while still getting a paycheck and staying out of trouble.If you want the absolute lowest brain-activity version, night security or janitorial in a quiet facility is hard to beat.

I may be sweet, but I'm no lollypop.

Any animal that loves poop is suspect.

I never thought I could do half the things I do now, when I was a child, I just wondered.

Cup size can matter more than brain size.

A soft person will get tough when to the going gets tough.

The devil just keeps on walking across the earth hoping that nobody notices.

Expanding is not the same as popping.

There is a fine line between love and hate which is why love is not so great.