Jews ended five empires, but nobody told the radical liberals about it.

At the baseball game she caught a ball and began eating dried salmon.

They got very sad because there was no hot fudge in the attic.

I felt her presence and his ideas about love and death. We ate bananas in a canoe. Thanks to dish water I won a gold medal.

Welcome to earth. Planet of memes and super idiots, next one on our list is Venus.

America needs God, because it needs less Godless Heathen Bandits.

After eating alphabet soup he played brain games.

She wasn't just beautiful but she lived in a tree fort in Honduras.

Where would we be with out shitty shitty bang bang.

Bald eagles to seek therapy.

I never trust a woman who smells like coffee ice cream and who never drinks coffee. But those that can not slurp while drinking Slurpies are to be blamed for everything.