I felt her presence and his ideas about love and death. We ate bananas in a canoe. Thanks to dish water I won a gold medal.

Welcome to earth. Planet of memes and super idiots, next one on our list is Venus.

America needs God, because it needs less Godless Heathen Bandits.

After eating alphabet soup he played brain games.

She wasn't just beautiful but she lived in a tree fort in Honduras.

Where would we be with out shitty shitty bang bang.

Bald eagles to seek therapy.

I never trust a woman who smells like coffee ice cream and who never drinks coffee. But those that can not slurp while drinking Slurpies are to be blamed for everything.

Jumping Jews Awareness Day is today!

The war was great for the birth of new ducks.

I have a good head and that means I can make moves like no other.