You can't chew holocaust bubble gum and smile at the same time.

Edger Allen Poe is the true founder of the Zionist movement. Scary but true!

It turns out Palestinians are just a tribe of angry wandering nomads.

She stopped running with the wolves and began riding unicorns.

New book: HOW TO FART MORE PERFECTLY THAN MOST PEOPLE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS.

I told you to mow the grass, not eat the grass.

I have met all kinds of stupid people, but baby you're the best!

I told you to suck it up, not to suck on it!

Sexy people also deserve love, donate now!

I am not just fighting antisemitism, I am fighting for all the snail people.

The only memory he left her was his large ass.

I'll let you know how I drank the milk.