If you hold onto someone too tight you might kill them.

Never depend on just one cheese, and add fruit to everything.

I don't come up with many ideas, because I am waiting for the big ones.

You can't lose weight by eating up lies.

Every writer is also good with an eraser.

Being a great person never required a sex change.

Just because you wear a cowbell doesn't mean the cows are your friends.

Those who smell just right were never there to begin with. Try God.

Finding nothing is a sign that you are looking beyond you navel.

To all the critics out there, I am perfect and happy, and perfectly happy.

Playing Bingo all day long to express the hopes and fears of our great nation.