I DECIDED TO PUT MY BODY INTO THE IDIOT POSITION, AND I LIKED IT!

FIRST SHE GAVE ME HER HEART AND THEN HER HAND CUFFS.

HE RESPONDED TO THE STUPIDITY WITH EVEN MORE STUPIDITY.

EATING CHEESE, PLAYING BINGO, WHAT ME WORRY?

HER SMILE COULD SINK A THOUSAND BOATS.

I COULDN'T GIVE HER LOVE, BUT I GAVE HER A DEEP FRIED TWINKIE.

BROUGHT TOGETHER BY HATE, DISTORTED BY FACTS.

IF SHE WANTS ME SO BAD, SHE SHOULD MARRY MY AI. ALWAYS INTERESTED.

YOU CAN'T BE BETTER THAN ME, AND THAT'S WHY.

I AM NOT INTO SARCASM, JUST ORGASM.

SHE WASN'T JUST YOUNG, SHE WAS YOUNG AND STUFF.