I could handle the love bombs, but not the flamethrower.

Big balls is still waiting for his coconuts.

After she showed me her 1,000 selfies I got a divorce.

Money doesn't pay enough.

She was smarter than a whip, had some whips, and was holding a whip.

The newspaper lit on fire from sparking so much rage.

Never marry, it's a sign of misery, because misery loves company.

Those who fail to eat lots of ice cream are the world's ultimate losers.

She came out of the void and that is why she is gone.

Rebels always learn that their mother was right.

I took out my hose because she was built like a fire engine.