She thanked my love, for it gave her the best eyes.

If you hit someone a hundred times with the truth they might get it.

Some people make stuff, others destroy stuff. Sounds like we are the universe.

I am glad if you object with me sometimes.

If you want to treat someone like a God make them laugh, otherwise stare at the wall and listen to noise.

The future will end by technology and yet we keep making more.

When will the rock stars, blow up my boulders.

In the jungle I met a snake, and it bit me, because that is what snakes do.

The reason I don't lose at chess is I seldom play it.

Every good joke has a bad thought, but is there to make you think.

For friendship and beyond!