I think it is arrogant of the physics department to believe that the universe didn't come from math itself.

I keep praying for something, then pray for pie, and get it in my face.

Just because you say a stupid thing a hundred times doesn't make it true. Correct?

Thanks to her bee hive I've been stung.

Weirdos and Dorks unite and form into soap bubbles and blobs.

Don't hate me for my good looks, hate the dirt upon my shoes.

She told me her butt was better than a TV so I listened.

Thanks to the internet we are becoming less then the internet.

It turned out her brain really was a walnut.

A critic is someone who hates other people's selfies.

I told her I had cheese nuts and that made her happy.