Weirdos and Dorks unite and form into soap bubbles and blobs.

Don't hate me for my good looks, hate the dirt upon my shoes.

She told me her butt was better than a TV so I listened.

Thanks to the internet we are becoming less then the internet.

It turned out her brain really was a walnut.

A critic is someone who hates other people's selfies.

I told her I had cheese nuts and that made her happy.

Thanks to my explosive roses I am back in the game and feeling hungry.

Just because I am Jewish and Old doesn't mean I will go into the dustbin of history, but I will make history instead.

Never stop doubting yourself.