It turned out her brain really was a walnut.

A critic is someone who hates other people's selfies.

I told her I had cheese nuts and that made her happy.

Thanks to my explosive roses I am back in the game and feeling hungry.

Just because I am Jewish and Old doesn't mean I will go into the dustbin of history, but I will make history instead.

Never stop doubting yourself.

Only Iran would not complain about a war against them.

What came first the chicken or the egg? ANSWER: The chicken is currently coming.

I joined the Sylvia Plath school of dance.

She did more than moon me, she hit me with Jupiter.