Thanks to my explosive roses I am back in the game and feeling hungry.

Just because I am Jewish and Old doesn't mean I will go into the dustbin of history, but I will make history instead.

Never stop doubting yourself.

Only Iran would not complain about a war against them.

What came first the chicken or the egg? ANSWER: The chicken is currently coming.

I joined the Sylvia Plath school of dance.

She did more than moon me, she hit me with Jupiter.

My dream is to enter every store in the world and to buy everything in the store, because I need to be happy.

After holding me in her arms for a week I finally escaped out the window.

Leg of lamb or legs of hot chic? You decide!