Only Iran would not complain about a war against them.

What came first the chicken or the egg? ANSWER: The chicken is currently coming.

I joined the Sylvia Plath school of dance.

She did more than moon me, she hit me with Jupiter.

My dream is to enter every store in the world and to buy everything in the store, because I need to be happy.

After holding me in her arms for a week I finally escaped out the window.

Leg of lamb or legs of hot chic? You decide!

Should weirdos and dorks have the final say? You decide?!

Bloody new wars shampoo and conditioner, for that crimson look.

In the morning I wash my hair, then brain wash my mind, its all good in my life!