Women that don't have turbo are no good.

I have never met a yodeler that I didn't like.

Lunatics are just people you haven't met yet.

She said her body was a temple so I walked inside and prayed.

I have never met a weirdo that appeared perfectly normal. But I have tried weirdo shampoo for dry hair.

The vibrators began to work in unison.

She was caught between a ham sandwich and a flying banana.

Someone said he was crazy so I kept looking at his head.

I went from being a babe magnet to being a cheese magnet!

He appeared out of a mirror and began sulking and moaning.

A woman with a big butt often possesses great wisdom.