A woman with a big butt often possesses great wisdom.

People can fart all they like, I don't care what they mean.

I wrote a book and its not trash, yet.

A lady that fails to drink slurpies is not my kind of woman.

The cheese was extreme and very bangin.

A woman woman can not be dim witted and sexy at the same time.

My favorite people resemble broken clocks .

Social media is like a laundry machine that leaves you wet and torn to pieces.

I worry about the modern man and it's dirty dirty deeds.

Struggle is noble even if it is not a noble one.

Perfect women are the one's that scare me the most.