I have stopped saying: When will all the idiots go away. "I figure they are here to stay!"

It was hardly worth bothering about, but there she is!

All the best women are on the moon.

My lung butter is much to good for your toast.

It turned out the drop dead beauty queen was recently deceased.

Every time people hurt Jews another Jew grows out of the earth and spreads. Be friends, and the earth will not expand much more.

When in doubt go to Nebraska.

Cheese nuts don't come with big balls.

First I grabbed the bean bag, then I ate the beans, lastly I farted proudly.

Thanks to my hard work I now have an endless supply of raw milk.