Social Justice Warriors decide to ditch their bras and go fight in Iran!

Jewish Infantry Brigade of the British 8th Army, Faenza Area, Italy. All enjoyed eating matzah on Pesach, at the end of March 1945!

Jewish American armed forces enjoy matzah in Europe during Passover 1945!

NEW BEDTIME STORIES BY SYLVIA PLATH!

IN REALITY WE ARE ALL RELATED TO ABRAHAM, AND EVERY JEW IS RELATED TO SOMEONE AND HATES STINKS MORE THAN DONKEY SHIT.

Jews can't replace anyone like flooded borders do.

Horny and finding life a challenge at the age of 18, these guys have one thing on their mind: Israel.

Radical Islamic terror chic to go toe to toe with a militant trans activist to spark political mayhem and mud.

Lately doom scrolling has caused people to randomly explode into a hundred pieces. Therefore we at Weird INC demand less doom scrolling and more natural life styles.

Dictators may come and go, but cheese is a forever product. Buy cheese now and become happy.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!