Iranian military to flex their muscles and groan on this day in history.

Democrats are holding the seat's of their pants and the zipper is stuck.

If you were born on the year of the horse: you will be joining the horse races and perpetually spin in circles with blinders on.

American Feminists begins screaming: Proud to be a strong Iranian woman, Free Iran and bring back The Lion and The Sun 🦁🌞

People tried to get in my way, but I couldn't stop raising the dead and making zombies.

He had an undeniable lack of enthusiasm.

People say I am an intense person, but they haven't seen me get hit by lightning.

She became addicted to chewing gum and has moved on to greater things recently.

My cow bells keep failing me, nothing seems to work, I give up.

My new wife calls herself the hamburger helper, but that's her only talent.

Just because an alligator is cute doesn't mean you should sit on it's face.