People tried to get in my way, but I couldn't stop raising the dead and making zombies.

He had an undeniable lack of enthusiasm.

People say I am an intense person, but they haven't seen me get hit by lightning.

She became addicted to chewing gum and has moved on to greater things recently.

My cow bells keep failing me, nothing seems to work, I give up.

My new wife calls herself the hamburger helper, but that's her only talent.

Just because an alligator is cute doesn't mean you should sit on it's face.

When you chased me into a hole you got Bill Hole, and he was all yours.

No. there are no masterpieces for you, just a lot of brain pickings.

Either use your imagination or let your imagination ruin your life.

When I think of how educated she is it breaks my little heart.