Internet fighting sparks online fart club, and everyone is joining in.

Don't tell me you're playing with my shrimp again.

I implore to use any name for your baby, but not that one: Turkey Vulture.

I would say your girl friend is perfect, and cute, and she is also a gold fish.

She might not have been perfect, but she was a woman, and I told her so myself once.

We have gone from being ducks, and evolved into hairy circus animals.

She just assumed I was a white guy, but actually I am a sea creature.

Men want to be him, trans women already are.

With all the selfies she gave, people gave her all their attention and liked her constantly. She died with a smile on her face.

Just because someone is young doesn't mean they are composed of liquid gold.

If someone loves you when you smell bad, that means they are an obsessive fan and dig everything about you.